so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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