So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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