Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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