how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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