Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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