Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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