with your own penis?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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