What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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