I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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