Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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