If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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