I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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