idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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