Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
is that a dick in a sweater?
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