I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
