Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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