I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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