school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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