I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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