batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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