Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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