**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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