I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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