I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I am available for nakedness
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Just puked most of my soul out..
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