I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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