Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
one might say we're banned from that church
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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