yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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