My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He felt like a one man threesome
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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