i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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