My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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