I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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