I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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