More tranny stories later!
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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