Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Let's get the cat blown out
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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