she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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