you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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