sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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