Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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