8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
True college students do jello shots in the library
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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