I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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