It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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