these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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