I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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