God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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