Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
