scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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