Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
