Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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