i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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