Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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