So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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