I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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