Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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