I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
