: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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